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Coital Companion

same as a fuck buddy, but for those of us over 35.
I'm not looking for anything serious right now, but I'd love to be your coital companion.
by Brandy Lush March 6, 2010
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Compassionate Bastardism

It is a social and political philosophy which encourages people to face up to their own rather nasty human nature and describes policies to protect society.

Compassionate Bastardism is about accepting that we are all bastards and harnessing the greed that drives the majority, but at the same time ensuring that everyone is provided with the means to survive.
Compassionate Bastardism holds that if you want a fair society you have to be a bastard about being compassionate so that your compassion can go to the people that really need it and it cannot be taken advantage of by the bastards.
by Compassionate Bastard August 25, 2009
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comparand

A thing that may be or is being compared to something else.
In the Boolean expression x < y+2, x and y+2 are the two comparands.
by Teeesen October 19, 2012
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Great Lakes Brewing Company

I had a Great Lakes Brewing Company beer yesterday with my coworker.

My dad drinks beer from the Great Lakes Brewing Company
by E da machine October 20, 2008
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Meme Companies

An expression of joy. Very often used by the late David Bowie though he only said it once in recorded history.
Guy 1: Wow, isn't that thing epic?

Guy 2: "Meme Companies!"

Guy 1: Exactly, it is very epic.
by Imagineer June 22, 2020
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don't dip your pen in the company ink

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
by BlackFox985 December 20, 2010
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mixed company

A group of people in which discussion of a certain topic would be taboo due to the presence of a person or people who might be offended by such a discussion.

Often used to describe the inability of men to discuss matters relating to women because of the presence of one or more women.
"We can't talk about dating exploits here, we're in mixed company. The girls would hate us for sure."
by JohnG307 May 22, 2006
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