To denote a man with extreme sexual prowess in charge of a 12 man fantasy baseball league consisting of 11 hetero's and one cock-craving homosexual (Jon McCocksucker).
by Schlicka May 15, 2010
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Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."
Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."
by TowrPowr July 31, 2012
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by Kelvy d February 25, 2018
Get the Commarshall mug.Is when you're in a female goes to jail a Women and going to do some time and don't have family to take care of them
They take on the role of a man making them self a Butch shave their heads slick back there hair in a ponytails sag their pants and I take on the characteristics of a male role while there in jail.
They try and now gain the attention from other women in order to survive.
So they don't have the means to take care of there self so they get other women to be thier sugar mama's , girlfriends or even a girl to be the highest role keeper known as their wifey or wife's
To take care of them why there in there she provides everything for her
she doesn't do anything except sexually pleases her sexually .
But everybody's now trying to get her they treat her like she's a king .
Thier usually very messy in there relationships .
Start Drama here known to be flirts ,they fight if they feel disrespected or take another female as a treat to thier relationship so in order to keep her girl buying her commissary
Acts like the man in jail in order to gain food they cook and clean for her why she a social butterfly and gets items off Commissary list from women
that's what they're called, in women's jail a "Commissary berries"
They take on the role of a man making them self a Butch shave their heads slick back there hair in a ponytails sag their pants and I take on the characteristics of a male role while there in jail.
They try and now gain the attention from other women in order to survive.
So they don't have the means to take care of there self so they get other women to be thier sugar mama's , girlfriends or even a girl to be the highest role keeper known as their wifey or wife's
To take care of them why there in there she provides everything for her
she doesn't do anything except sexually pleases her sexually .
But everybody's now trying to get her they treat her like she's a king .
Thier usually very messy in there relationships .
Start Drama here known to be flirts ,they fight if they feel disrespected or take another female as a treat to thier relationship so in order to keep her girl buying her commissary
Acts like the man in jail in order to gain food they cook and clean for her why she a social butterfly and gets items off Commissary list from women
that's what they're called, in women's jail a "Commissary berries"
by 51504u2babe October 30, 2021
Get the Commissary berry mug.I wanted to ask them for a picture, but I couldn't because I don't want to abuse my money, so the commissionfag ranted about me and blocked me.
by Yoyomom January 8, 2023
Get the Commissionfag mug.Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.
Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.
Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.
Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…
Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.
Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.
Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.
Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.
by Anon326 January 22, 2023
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When speaking using "Orman commas" one may speak like this: "Let's go, to, the burger joint. We then, should, order some, burgers."
by AlecBaldwin December 20, 2010
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