Sit-down comedian

A comedian, who is a quadriplegic.

Did you hear about that paralyzed guy who tells jokes? He's kind of more of a sit-down comedian.

by guyomalley February 27, 2011

Comedian

A person who tells lots of jokes.
Can either be good or bad.
...or straight up too far.

Person 1: I'm a Comedian.
Person 2: You are?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: oh, ok.
(Average conversation.)

by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023

Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.

Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."

by nycdoggo May 23, 2025

comedian

The jokes and humorous comments made my the two girls in the example below.

Kylie and Brianna are the funniest comedians.

by Kellie Brien March 13, 2021

Bob Marley comedian

a comedian from maine, talks a lot about new england and his family.

"yo that bob marley is wicked funny dude. no bob marley comedian"

by ElDrogadictoMuerte January 13, 2022

spam comedian

boy/girl with a spam that’s overly funny

bobby is the best spam comedian of all time

by undaratedb November 7, 2021

Schrodinger's comedian

Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.

Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"

Mark: "That was so unfunny."

Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"

Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."

by EnderThatGuy February 4, 2025