Chimpy Cokespoon

George W. Bush. He looks like a chimpanzee and is said to have used cocaine back when he was an AWOL alcoholic draft dodger during the Vietnam War.

As soon as Chimpy Cokespoon was inaugurated in 2001, our nation's long period of peace and prosperity was over.

by PMax February 12, 2008

Coke Wank

A phrase popularized by the comedian Jim Jefferies,

Masturbating after consuming about 1+ grams of coke. By the fifth hour, when you actually have an orgasm you are so dehydrated that it's more like gelatin pellets spitting onto your chest, instead of semen.

"At this point I was really just looking forward to my Coke Wank, and the fat bitch wouldn't leave my hotel" - Jim Jefferies

by ICallThisTheDoubleBarrel June 6, 2014

cokeland

(Oakland) Popular name for the city by the bay. Mix between "Coke" because of the large amount of city hustlers on the street corners, and "Oakland" cause thats where it is.

I got dope in my hand in the city of Cokeland

by DertiWayz June 10, 2005

Cokecane

This word is used when 11 year olds think they're cool by doing cocaine when in reality, they can't even spell it

Person 1: Shampain, cokecane, gasalean. And most things in between.

Person 2: fucking hell man where did you learn to spell

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

coke shit

The need to deficate when you have your first line of coke.

Jesus, thats strong beak, im off for a coke shit.

by stu robinson April 5, 2007

Coke Boy

Coke Boy: a Coke Boy is not just some nickel and dime neighborhood drug dealer. A Coke Boy is some who gets money scamming, selling drugs, making profitable connects for him and his team. A Coke Boy travels alot of the time trying to come back home with at least 2grand before he hits the road again

I got lock up in Miami with my Coke Boys while on South Beach but my other Coke Boys in New York trying to get bail money for us.

by Chop456 February 13, 2017

cokepuss

when you use too much cocaine and your pussy wont get soft

Sorry but I got cokepuss

by LucifEx. June 3, 2017