Sexy filmmaker in RENT. Lives with his two AIDS-infected best friends. Still loves his ex-girlfriend, Maureen, who is now bisexual.
by Lyk WHOAA me January 9, 2006
Cohen Peterson is a person who likes the cardinals and plays too much terraria and rocket league. Cohen petersons get no sleep and people usually steal from his lunchbox.
by JesusLover55 January 23, 2020
When your skinny and small roommate wakes up early in the morning because of his classes and he will Cohen Stomp as he walks to the bathroom waking every other roommate up in the process.
by noel rangel January 26, 2009
Leonard Cohen is a Canadian singer-songwriter, poet and novelist. He was told that he was too old for music in the 60's. His music has been enjoyed and covered by people the world over. He wrote the only decent Jeff Buckley song, had an affair with Janis Joplin and was ordained a Buddhist monk in 1996, while remaining jewish... some... how...
his bassy vocals are among some of the coolest around and are very attractive to the ladies (apparently.) see "death of a ladies man." Easily the coolest canadian person ever, and on a par with bob dylan in terms of songwriting, Cohen is 74 and embarking on a world tour. he is rad beyond belief. he is the grandfather every aspiring musician wants. he was been covered by U2, nick cave and the bad seeds, REM, jeff buckley (albeit whingingly), the wainwright siblings (albeit nasally) and about a thousand others. see www.leonardcohenfiles.com
also he has his own cocktail called "red needles"
his bassy vocals are among some of the coolest around and are very attractive to the ladies (apparently.) see "death of a ladies man." Easily the coolest canadian person ever, and on a par with bob dylan in terms of songwriting, Cohen is 74 and embarking on a world tour. he is rad beyond belief. he is the grandfather every aspiring musician wants. he was been covered by U2, nick cave and the bad seeds, REM, jeff buckley (albeit whingingly), the wainwright siblings (albeit nasally) and about a thousand others. see www.leonardcohenfiles.com
also he has his own cocktail called "red needles"
nick cave - "i love leonard cohen"
bono - "yes me too"
nick cave - "i was talking to lou reed"
lou reed - "leonard cohen is among highest and most influential echelon of songwriters"
bono - "yep"
"give me leonard cohen afterworld, so i can sigh, eternally"
-kurt cobain, pennyroyal tea
bono - "yes me too"
nick cave - "i was talking to lou reed"
lou reed - "leonard cohen is among highest and most influential echelon of songwriters"
bono - "yep"
"give me leonard cohen afterworld, so i can sigh, eternally"
-kurt cobain, pennyroyal tea
by sincerly l. cohen May 26, 2008
A quick-witted, self-loathing individual residing in Orange County California who is used as a method of comic relief.
by milkhair.com February 10, 2004
by Panick10 November 30, 2013
Let me paint the picture. Cohen is pale-skinned, has blonde hair styled in a buzz cut, has blue eyes, about 5"4, plays soccer, watches anime, plays video games (Fortnite, Rocket League, etc.), and goes to bed at 6 am and gets to school at 9. The result of this activity causes him to do 1-second blinks, have bags under his eyes, small pp, and no girlfriends. His grades at school are C's-D's with the occasional A for mathematics if he can manage to hand in the assignment. Cohen sits next to the teacher in every class due to his poor behavior. The planning room has been issued nearly 20 times ( a form of school punishment which is considered shameful if you go there.) Not to mention the dent he has in his head from wearing his gamer headset for too long. No lie, he has a dent believe it or not.Roughly every bone in his body has been broken. Off the top of my head I can list:
Toes
Ankle
Wrist
Shoulder
Fingers
Pathetic human being but has a nice mum that I spend most of my nights with so that's good.
Also, where's your bus pass?
Toes
Ankle
Wrist
Shoulder
Fingers
Pathetic human being but has a nice mum that I spend most of my nights with so that's good.
Also, where's your bus pass?
Guy1: Ow my bones dude I need to go to the hospital!
Guy2: Are you serious right now don't be a Cohen Butcher
Guy2: Are you serious right now don't be a Cohen Butcher
by marzy_ August 20, 2021