Cohen

Cohen is endlessly exhausting. Even a double dose of ritalin doesn’t slow Cohen down. Cohen has no filter and will say whatever needs or doesn’t need to be said and always ending off with his adorable laugh. Needless to say Cohen is also endlessly lovable too..when asleep

Cohen already tried that.
Cohen already did that
Cohen already said that

Cohen by Anonposter November 24, 2021

Cohen

Gaelic translation to “sex demon” any one with this name is gifted with the largest genitalia and is able to have sex for very long periods of time, if your son is named Cohen they will be a lady magnet and a cum machine

Yeah, that Cohen has a massive shlong

Cohen by Coco_urban December 6, 2021

Cohen

the best guy anyone can meet he is so hot and charming he will give you all of his chocolate and candy

i wish i was like Cohen

Cohen by nasherov January 25, 2022

Cohen

Cohen is a sweet person who cares a lot about his girlfriend. He is most of the time hot or just cute! If you have a Cohen in your life you are very lucky to have him never leave him there is no one better that Cohen! Cohen is most likely dating a girl named Emary. He definitely has anger issues when it co es to sports or something competitive.

Emary/me : wow I am lucky to date Cohen

Person: yeah you are

Cohen by Emary Schumacher February 27, 2022

Cohen

The most chadly baddass ever.

Girl one: “Who is that?”
Girl two: “That’s just Cohen, he’s awesome”

Cohen by Tonyzbosschadlyman February 28, 2022

cohen

cohen alger is a stupid fat incel who is always angry that he has no bitches and he is also a very big zoophile

Matt: yo is that cohen over there
Bryant: omg cohen is such a incel

cohen by JONK the epic March 31, 2022

cohen

she is the most sweetest, beautiful, most prettiest girl you could ever meet. she deserves THE WHOLE WORLD!!! she gives everyone compliments and doesn’t know her worth, but she is very sweet and super supportive. her laugh is cute and her smile is even cuter! i don’t know what i would do without her!

Cohen is the most sweetest girl ever!

cohen by yourmotherisdumb April 3, 2022