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Gentleman's Cocoa

According to a skipper Rossage (a self confessed ladies man with a penchant for young ladies and quiche) on a recent Hen Party on a yacht in the Isle of Wight a "Gentleman's Cocoa" is slang for a male masturbation.
Skipper Rossage told us that men on average have FOUR "Gentleman's Cocoa"'s a day!
or that Skipper is a "Gentleman's Cocoa"
by Darcy2878 July 16, 2009
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Cocoa Toe

n. noun When a person sticks one of their toes up someones ass and get shit on it.
Oh, Charlie I got a Cocoa Toe when I stuck my toe up your ass!
by Torx August 3, 2011
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cocoa shunter

A choccy jockey, man who enjoys riding the choccy wizzway.
That Marc Almond is a right cocoa shunter.
by Rees October 20, 2004
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Conflict Cocoa

Chocolate that contains cocoa which is not fair trade.
by AnishaK March 28, 2007
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Cocoa Puff

When you sit on someone else's pillow and blow a hot, rancid fart into it as you slowly raise your ass off it to create a sponge effect that will trap the smell inside. Later when that person goes to bed and presses their head into the pillow, the stale fart is ejected right into their face.
My mother-in-law is staying in the guest room, so I made sure to leave a cocoa puff in both pillows.
by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015
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Cocoa Tuggy

To get a nice tall mug of hot cocoa, sit by a fire and give your partner a good ol' handjob
the other day samantha gave me the best cocoa tuggy i have ever gotten.
by seventythreennnn January 11, 2010
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