cocknose

Muppet- like Floor Manager and studio runner on Avid Merrion's 'Bo Selecta'who allegedly has an ear where his cock should be
Merrion accused him of brown nosing him to which Cocknose replied in his Gonzo like voice
'If I was brown nosing you Mr Merrion my cock would be up your arse'

"We're ready for you now Mr Merrion....
Ok cocknose"

by bigmeuprudeboy July 14, 2004

Cowhouse

A building that the cows live in. Formally known as a barn.

Jesse " yeah nothing but cows and a big cow house"

Heizenburg "cowhouse?"

Jesse "Yeah its where the cows live"

by Oh ya now October 20, 2010

score a dukie in da coldhouse

go to the bathroom desperately

Teacher, can I score a dukie in da coldhouse

by Zaahid April 10, 2007

cockholster

a pussy, anything you can put a cock in

shut the fuck up you fucking cockholster!

by fattyj December 14, 2002

Cocknose

A person who has a cock for a nose, usually a small red puppet wiv a funny voice.

Or an insult.

"Hey Cocknose", "Hey avid", "so if you have a cock for your nose does that mean you have a nose for your cock"

by Mark Hasney September 23, 2004

Cockuse

v. The act of using your cock properly to ensure a woman's orgasm.

v. Creating an orgasmatistic experience with your cock.

n. A cock worth being proud of

My God that guy had some great cockuse.

by Ron Becker July 7, 2008

cockholery

Actions that are particularly stupid; those of a person described as a cockhole.

Cease this cockholery at once!

by J'raxis 270145 April 5, 2009