cockrag

an item used to wipe your cock off after a masturbation session.

Come here you little cockrag Ashley .

by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003

cockfarmer

A person who is quite appaling, see also twunt.

Did you see Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day, what a cockfarmer?

by unterwasser November 5, 2010

cockbag

A word used describe someone who acts in a manner that causes that person to appear to have the personality of hairy, sweaty beanbag.

That guy Rusty? What a cockbag! He probably buys gimmick golf clubs...cockbag!

by frostyballz April 29, 2003

cockbaggery

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.

That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.

by Hairy Paratestes July 8, 2005

anal cockage

Referring to the act of placing ones cock in the ass of another.

"Hey honey, you up for a spot of good old fashioned Anal Cockage tonight?"

"I spaffed big time during our Anal Cockage session last night!"

by A.Cockage September 19, 2006

cockfight

A contest in which two men stimulate each other sexually by masturbation or other means to see who can delay his orgasm the longest. Traditionally, the loser or his spouse(if present) gets fucked by the winner. Usually performed in front of an audience to increase the loser's humiliation.

Bart won his cockfight with Ben by making Ben cum first while everyone watched. His humiliation was complete after Bart fucked his ass and jizzed on his face while the audience jeered.

by dcnutzball December 28, 2005

cockbag

A. A superb word to describe anything and everything that you dont like.
B. A Ball Sack. (Synonym: A Hairy Bean Bag.)

Your all a bunch of f$$king cockbags!!!

by dynoballz April 4, 2003