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cockmaster

The type of person who cares only for their own needs and wants. One who thinks they will get their way by being a bigger pain in the ass than the next person. Origin: approx. 6-7 yrs in mainstream culture via The "South Park" movie
"That guy just cut in line for the bathroom!" "What a Cockmaster"
by NITERAT April 25, 2005
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Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.
"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."
by Coolio January 16, 2004
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Cockmaster

Commonly misinterpreted to describe a homosexual. A 'cockmaster' is actually one who through much training, has mastered the art of seduction. A true 'cockmaster' will be promiscuous and seldom pleasure the same girl twice. Although he may leave broken hearts in his wake, the 'cockmaster' will have no regrets, will never apologise and never look back.
"Mate, did you see that stunner that Duncan shagged last night? He is such a cockmaster"
by Ross October 23, 2004
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Cockbiter

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.
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Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

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Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."
by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009
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cockhustler

someone who may be a cockjockey,and loves to bounce(on a penis) without the addition of a saddle. Also see Murgay for a description of a human that might follow through with this word.
damn you cockhuslter stole my corn
by mr.love June 2, 2003
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Cockfostered

When one is cockfostered, they are more drunk than what they ought to be.
"Sam was absolutely cockfostered on Friday night, we nearly had to carry him home."
by SDBGK24 March 13, 2017
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cockbastard

Someone who is a cock and a bastard or someone who was born without a cock... A good insult... Similar to the word fucktard
"You fucking cockbastard"
by Tim James August 4, 2005
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