Cockapoo

Although the name could reference the crossbreed between a Cocker Spaniel and a Poodle, this version of the cockapoo is when a man engages in anal sex with a woman and she leaves his member covered in fecal matter.

Joe: Hey Manno, did you hear about what happened to Mike last week?

Manno: No Joe, What happened?

Joe: It's pretty disgusting, Mary was so wasted she cockapooed Mike. I heard it took him five hours to wash it off.

by Bulldogs21 June 14, 2012

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005

Cockalorum

Someone who shows irrational pride for themselves and unexplainable disgust towards others. Usually small in size, especially penis size.

Wesley thinks he is the best at everything, what a Cockalorum!

by proudconservativeMAGA November 28, 2018

cockadoodlebuttfuck

An exclamation used specifically in situations where shouting "cockadoodlebuttfuck!" is appropriate.

Bobby: "Cockadoodlebuttfuck!"

Digital: "Dude, you are WAY out of line!"

by Joe with the face September 16, 2008

Cockapoo

Noun.

Substitute for anal. Cock in the poo: cockapoo (also known as Cockastink: Cock in the stink)

* Also unfortunately a dog breed.

"hey baby lets cockapoo"
"uhg I had the best cockapoo last night"
"For real guys, porn Hub has the best cockapoo category"

by Squishy4444 September 6, 2017

cockaloo

Maybe someboby sexually interested in someone.

"Blake thinks I´m cockaloo over Deborah. (from An American dream by Norman Mailer. page 140

by Mauscott April 15, 2017

cockahooie

ADJ. Used to describe something that is not done up to standard. It could mean that something is broken, does not work properly, or in need of maintenance.

There is something cockahooie about your bike fit, try replacing that seat.

by WORK4KGB August 19, 2008