cockerel

a large amount defined as a single quantity or number; an unmeasured quantity that is estimated to be vast in volume;

I drank a cockerel of booze last night; I'll need a cockerel of wool to knit a jumper that size!; I've a cockerel of junk in my garage

by british&barmy October 2, 2010

Cockeyed

When you shoot a load in your significant others eye ( the same eye ) everytime you have sex and she has to go to the Dr. and explain to them why she is having issues.

I cockeyed her a few times, the Dr. laughed then gave her a prescription

by Ham_Samich May 19, 2022

cuckeyes

A misrepresented shoe on a nut

His shoes were cuckeyes

by BadgerGal October 24, 2019

Cock Eye

Markie Poo has it. Whenever you see him, remind him of this.

<Kenji> ME KARA BEAM!!!! (>_0==================X__X=======================
...
<Kenji> i have a penis in my eye

by Necrololicon February 26, 2005

cockeyed

a bitch whos looking for some action!1

I walked by this honey and she was looking at me cockeyed... woke up next to her this morning

by beeeyatch March 3, 2003

cockeysville middle school

An awesome school..however..All these predijudce people who think their all that. People that hate everybody. People who are just different therefore frowned opon by some people...nerds...u get my point. Then u get us the prunks... we don't lie or slander other people...we don't pretend to be somethiung else..we represent the people who fight the Regular standard to be something...

If only the rest of CMS could be this way..its not as bad as u see in the other definitions...but it could be better

P: what do u think of COCKEYSVILLE MIDDLE SCHOOL?

S: Its okay

P: then make it better !

by a Prunk November 12, 2008

cockeyed

When a man looks at another man's cock, he gets cockeyed. If you stare at said cock. You have cockeyes. A contious stare is cockeyed.
A glimpse is a little cockeyed.

I can't help myself from staring, I am all cockeyed at the moment

by aarmistead September 1, 2013