I WAS ABOUT TO BANG THE HELL OUT OF MY FAT SISTERS HOT ASS FRIEND , WHEN THE COCKBLOCKER,MY BROTHER CAME INTO THE ROOM , AND TURNED US BOTH OFF.
NEXT TIME HE DOES THAT I WILL DUCK TAPE HIM UP AND THROW HIM IN THE SHED OUTSIDE IN AN OLD BOX. =
NEXT TIME HE DOES THAT I WILL DUCK TAPE HIM UP AND THROW HIM IN THE SHED OUTSIDE IN AN OLD BOX. =
by NIKKI JOSEPH LAROUSSE June 10, 2009
John was about to go home with some hot blonde until her fat friend cockblocked him and went home with her instead to eat candy bars and watch the Tyra Banks show
by TheFrost February 24, 2007
by Jon Mouchet December 08, 2003
by Meandmybaby June 28, 2011
A prison worker who tries to keep a couple from havin congigal trailer visits so they can get their freak ON is a def cockblocker.
They don't do their job, delay the paperwork and even lie instead of simply finishin stuff up.
They don't do their job, delay the paperwork and even lie instead of simply finishin stuff up.
by Sexy Sadie69 December 16, 2007
**sitting on the couch**
Dave: Hey hallie, your very pretty.
Hallie: why thank you.
*dave leans in to kiss her*
*sarah walks in & sits in the middle of them*
Sarah: hey guys! nice night? yes?
Hallie: WHY ARE YOU COCKBLOCKING?
Dave: Hey hallie, your very pretty.
Hallie: why thank you.
*dave leans in to kiss her*
*sarah walks in & sits in the middle of them*
Sarah: hey guys! nice night? yes?
Hallie: WHY ARE YOU COCKBLOCKING?
by hahhahh hallie. April 06, 2009
Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that
by PMR February 25, 2003