Covfefe

Arabic meaning "I will stand up"

Despite the constant negative press covfefe.

Covfefe by RestlessW33 June 6, 2017

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Covfefe

Composition of acronyms used in quarterly performance reviews for staff at some professional service firms (CO/VFE FE): Consistently Outperforming/ Very Frequently Exceeding Firm Expectations. Typically denotes the top 2 performance levels, achievement of which is usually required for career advancement or continuation. Exact nomenclature varies by firm. Common lower levels are Frequently Exceeds, Strong Contribution and Inconsistent Performance.

The term became a matter of public debate when Donald Trump, 45th President of the USA, tweeted it. Trump may have gained knowledge of the term during his business career or in government.

"Congratulations to the consultants who were graded CO/VFE and who will now assume project-management positions"

"Despite the negative press, I'm covfefe"

Covfefe by captainjackl June 1, 2017

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Covfefe

N.

Covfefe is the once secret name of an ancient tentacle monster that white supremacists fornicate with. The name was leaked to the public when Donald Trump, well known leaker of classified info, tweeted while relieving his arousal upon its girth. In the throes of passion, Trump cried out the name of his lover mid-tweet, EJACULATING IT INTO CYBERSPACE!

Transcript of the Incident:

Trump: Despite constant negative press-
Covfefe: *thrusts its engorged girth deep into its lover*
Trump: *consumed by the spell of EROS* Covfefe!

Covfefe by Kraden-Beatrice May 31, 2017