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Russian Cocktail

A mix of heavily alcoholic vodka, semen, and blood, drinken with Soviet pride.
"Waiter, I'd like a Russian Cocktail."

"Drinking this Russian Cocktail would make Putin proud."
by antiari January 6, 2014
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Trudeau cocktail

Questionable practice of mixing COVID 19 vaccines established in Canada by Trudeau government in attempt to get good vaccination numbers in light of the upcoming 2021elections. COVID vaccines mixology has little to no support by corresponding clinical trials.
Did you get Trudeau cocktail!? Are you crazy?”

“Yes... My first shot was Pfizer and Moderna is my second”
by kosmonaft June 26, 2021
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lindsay lohan cocktail

by dranamous March 22, 2011
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Asphalt Cocktail

1. In skater-terms, a new coined term for a serious wipeout or faceplant; Specifically on pavement, most likely in a skate park.

2. The name of a 6 minute Wind Ensemble composition by Composer John Mackey.
"Did you see Todd wipe out? God, he really had an asphalt cocktail!"
by Solidmixer March 30, 2009
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Jeff Smith Cocktail

When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.
"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"

"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"
by Muggets NcSloppy April 28, 2009
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Mozoltov Cocktail

Based on the Molotov Cocktail, the Mozoltov cocktail is the Jewish version.

It follows the same basic principles as a molotov, a crude homemade petrol bomb, but with a Jewish element of some sort. This could mean perhaps using a He'Brew beer bottle, filling the bottle with olive oil (in reference to the origin of Hanukkah), lighting it with a candelabra, or even simply being thrown by a Jewish person. None of this is completely necessary however, and the phrase could easily be used simply based on the intent of the thrower.

Mozoltov (or Mazel tov) is a Hebrew (or Yiddish) usually meaning "good luck!" or "congratualtions!". This adds almost an ironic effect, as generally those struck by a Mozoltov cocktail would be considered to be having bad luck.

Generally, upon throwing the mozoltov cocktail, it is traditional to yell out "Mozoltov!"
David: Those Goldbergs are such mashuganas. I wanna toss a Mozoltov Cocktail at them!
by Piemanthe3rd November 9, 2009
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DUFF cocktail

a drink spiked with roofies and viagra used by the DUFF(designated ugly fat friend) in order to get laid.
"dude dont drink that its a DUFF cocktail." "i woke up with a headace and a raging boner next to a WHALE, It must have been the Duff Cocktail."
by [THE]fixer5588 March 15, 2010
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