clockmeat

something people called lorenz say when they are trying to insult you

Lorenz: You are a clockmeat
Me: Fuck you

by slimshadie November 14, 2015

cockshot

Injecting (insert favorite drug here) into the large vein of the penis. Usually to result in uncontrollable male squirting orgasm.

That bitch got him hooked on pint cockshots and now he's a total fuckin lid... gross!

by Ka$e May 1, 2015

cockshut hill school

A school bases in the west midlands (Birmingham) which all wasteman attend 😂

Cockshut hill school is a school in the area of Yardley!

by Squadlets March 16, 2017

cockhat

1. A person that is a combination condom, glans, foreskin, and all other possible coverings of a cock. This desire to cover the cock comes from some latent desire to either have a cock of their own or to service a cock in a manner reminiscent of an vagina, rectum, or mouth.

Minatory is a cockhat because can't follow a text conversation properly.

by Tornpie August 10, 2008

Cockshallamatarium

when you stick your own cock into your own BUTTHOLE!

Justin:Dude, this is justin from dayton nevada. I just totally Cockshallamatarium myself last night. I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!

Legacy of War: Your a fag justin

by Justin from dayton March 17, 2008

Cockshake

Male Masterbation
Male Semen

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.

by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 9, 2003