catastrophe

Something big.
That is extremely cool.
like totally and completely amazing.
Everybody knows about it.

That concert is gonna be a catastrophe

by Kierstin M November 3, 2006

catastrophe

Catty and otherwise teasing usage of apostrophe.

Dont you gimme that catastrophe, hey bro.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

Catastrophe

Something awfully that cannot be stopped once started. Something that will change history.

One of the greatest catastrophes known to man is the 9/11 mass killing.

by Chillypenguin178 May 10, 2018

Valentines Catastrophe

When you go on a date on valentines day and she talks about 50 times more than you, and talks about her uncle. In short it was a disaster of a night.

"Yeah you see that girl over there, I don't talk to her anymore because of the Valentines Catastrophe we had."

by Nard Dog bitch February 14, 2010

Clitastrophy

A chick with clear vagina infection...

Damn, that cheap hooker had a clear clitastrophy!

by ho ho hower hangers! October 30, 2009

Cuntastrophe

When a guy fucks 5+ girls in one night

John was having a cuntastrophe

by Summatime August 4, 2012

Codtastrophe

When something really bad happens in Call of Duty that causes you to lose the game.

Player 1: "Yeah I just got a lightning strike we can win this now"
Player 2: "Yeaaaaah you just killed your whole team and we lost this is a codtastrophe"

by TRISKIT89 September 7, 2013