Fling Cling

Having a short-lived relationship with a member of the opposite sex, and they continue to try to make contact with you after the fling has ended

My fling with Kate ended months ago, but she keeps texting me and wanting to hang with me again! I guess she is my fling cling.

by ziggy931 April 13, 2015

Death-Cling

Holding onto a person or situation that has caused nothing but pain and suffering in your life.

It's better to leave a failing relationship than to 'Death-Cling' to the neglectful person with hopes of them changing.

by TheBambooPanda April 14, 2017

cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.

Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.

by redPooka April 5, 2011

Kutcher-cling

The phenomenon in which you unfollow @mrskutcher on Twitted, but her tweets continue to appear in your timeline.

I missed your tweet because of kutcher-cling static on my timeline.

by Dataspice May 8, 2009

Cling-ons

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.
2. Well...a number 1 1/2
3. backdoor boogers

"Spock!!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"

by ASfinkterSaysWhat June 14, 2005

cling-ons

meth addicts with kickitmuch syndrome
can automaticaly sense a wisp of any substance. known for resilleence and effort.Pride may or may not be a factor

if you sell drugs you'll catch a clingon evenyually

by J-Verbal Tha "Werdologist"" March 28, 2005

cling kong

used as an adjective to describe a person that is way too clingy.

joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.

jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?

joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010