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Freudian miss-click

Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.
Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.

Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.
by Gideous July 5, 2009
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Click it Down

closing up shop sexually, to cease and desist sexual behaviors
Girl, you don't want to do what i did, you don't want to have no baby at 14. What you need to do is CLICK IT DOWN!
by clickitdown December 6, 2006
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click padding

Mouse clicking in order to pad your mouse clicking stats. There are applications that can count your left, middle, and right mouse button clicks.
Brandon was click padding on the same folder for over an hour.
by MelloMan March 28, 2007
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swipe click

When you accidentally click on a link after swiping your screen. It usually turns out to be an ad for a product, service or news story that you have no interest in.
Dammit!! Third time I've been swipe clicked to ElectJeb.com....(facepalms)
by rocketman77049 January 13, 2016
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Right Click Ripper

Saves (rips) their friend’s published photo then re-uploads it as though it was their own, rather than just sharing it.
Freezing my ass off all afternoon to finally get that awesome sunset only to have an RCR (Right Click Ripper) take all the credit.
by mogydee June 4, 2018
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Pimp Trick Gangsta Click

Just like above but it was from the CD "Aquemini" not ATLiens
Lemme return this Pimp Trick Gangsta Click album

What's wrong with it?

It don't play right
by DJ$TJ May 24, 2008
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Panic Click

The act of clicking a new tab or window on an internet browser for the purpose of hiding whatever was on the screen from your boss/spouse/parent/roommate, and give the impression of doing something productive.
1. I had to panic click off of facebook when my boss popped up behind me.

2. Rob tried to panic click, but it was too late, his mom caught him watching gay midget porn.
by SonnyB0y August 17, 2009
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