calendar cute

When a kid is so cute that all their pictures look calendar worthy.

Yeah. That kid's adorable ... he's calendar cute!

by NCdubmixer February 23, 2011

Cendric

Somethig you use to persuade or threaten somebody to do somethig
Or could be used torwards your best friends in a joking manner.

I'm going to beat the cendric out of you!

by themidnightwriter2 March 30, 2011

Calendar Girl

Out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.

"Why do you bother drooling over her? She's just a calendar girl and you know it."

by D-Struct August 27, 2005

clenbuterol

Clenbuterol is a drug prescribed to sufferers of breathing disorders as a decongestant. People with chronic breathing disorders like asthma use this as a bronchodilator to make breathing easier. It is most commonly available in salt form as Clenbuterol hydrochloride. Clenbuterol is often mistaken for a steroid because of its illicit use in athletics.

Also referred to as Clen, people who abuse this drug typically do it for its slimming effects. It is a stimulant similar to ephedrine, only much longer-lasting. When taken daily, the abuser can lose up to ten pounds in two weeks.

Clen is rumored to be very popular in Hollywood, especially slim It-girls. Nicole Richie and Ashlee Simpson are among those that have allegedly used Clenbuterol to lose weight.

I just got these new Clenbuterol-pill thingies from my stylist, and she says they're gonna help me fit into my 00 Karl Lagerfeld gown. Don't worry! I'm still gonna throw up what I eat, too. Paris will be so jealous!

by katyb May 12, 2007

cleds

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries

The Dingle berries that hung from my cleds were huge.

by Andrew Monda January 13, 2009

cled

verb. the act of severely beating someone with an insulin pump.

"benji, if you make one more diabetes joke, i'm funna cled the shit out of you!

by rileymoore July 4, 2008

Cleadirty

Article of clothing you've taken off after wearing for a short period of time. The item isn't clean, so you don't mix it with your clean clothes, and not dirty enough to put in the wash. The clothing usually gets hung up on a hook behind the door or draped over a piece of unused exercise equipment in the bedroom.

I barely wore it, it's "cleadirty". When you have more than one item together you have a "cleadirty pile".

Probably not a term you will use if your mom still does your wash.

by Gogo Frank July 27, 2012