Pretending to be in need to borrow large sums of money from close friends, but not pay back. Excuses such as "man, I don't even have money to eat right now but ill pay you back next week for sure" or "oh, i didn't get your message", and "don't worry man I'm selling my car to pay you back" only to leave the country for vacation whilst posting lavish dinning photos on Instagram.
by clementing101 November 2, 2013
Get the clementing mug.One incredibly adorable and hilarious member of the folk/rock comedy duo known as Flight of the Conchords, from New Zealand, in which he plays bass and guitar with Brett McKenzie.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
He rocks the rectangular black glasses and sleeps on a granny-quilt. Apparently, he gets more "action" then Brett, but consoles him with a song about how he once put a wig on Brett while he was sleeping and spooned with him.
by sfwildflower August 7, 2008
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the most amazing man you will ever meet. a clemente will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.
clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.
if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.
clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.
if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.
by saraht76 December 7, 2017
Get the clemente mug.Clement as a boy's name is pronounced KLEM-ent. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Clement is "merciful". From Clemens.
A Clement is romantic, knows how to wooo you. Becareful with Clements they have a way of making you love them. They are Strong and Soft like a teddy bear.
They have mesmerizing eyes, that will have you wanting to stare into them for hours. Loyal and devoted these Men love to just spend hours focusing on you and your needs.
Clements have only one down fall they cant resist a good lolipop. They have even created a lolipop with the name Clement.
A Clement is romantic, knows how to wooo you. Becareful with Clements they have a way of making you love them. They are Strong and Soft like a teddy bear.
They have mesmerizing eyes, that will have you wanting to stare into them for hours. Loyal and devoted these Men love to just spend hours focusing on you and your needs.
Clements have only one down fall they cant resist a good lolipop. They have even created a lolipop with the name Clement.
Person 1: Are we going to the Doctors today?
Person 2: Yes I hope he gives me a Clement.
"I want to hug you like a Clement"
Person 2: Yes I hope he gives me a Clement.
"I want to hug you like a Clement"
by dr.smithson December 1, 2011
Get the Clement mug.annually returning weed of major league baseball. was once a dominant pitcher,but has for the last four years has retired and continuously whined about making a decision to pitch again. for the last three years he played for his hometown houston astros, claiming he wanted to be near home and be in the same organization as his son.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.
by thiswasntwrittenbywhoyouthink May 21, 2007
Get the roger clemens mug.Clementine is a total sweet heart but don’t get on her bad side or she’ll make h regret it. She’s very stubborn but adorable. She’s a badass but very sweet and cute
by Clementiñe September 25, 2019
Get the Clementine mug.This girl who is cute but also a really good person inside. You are trying to get her phone number after you danced with her at Cotillion because you want to know her better
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