Clegged Up

Adj. when somebody's literary agent is Bill Clegg of The Clegg Agency.

V. the act of Bill Clegg becoming your literary agent.

"I think Tao got clegged in like 2011? Taipei and Trip clegged af."

"Wow, I think Honor Levy, @themasterofcum, @writers_life_tips, and Obese might really get clegged up soon."

"Yeah he's pretty clegged right now I think."

by writerslifetips April 17, 2021

cleggy

Lifeless hobo who is immature and an idiot. He is also crap at socom

Cleggy is a little immature brat.

by anonymous January 18, 2005

cleggers

the little bits of poo combined with hair in the crack of the buttox area. usualy found by men with extremely hairy arse cracks. cleggers can often apear after a poo.

oh dear my arse is itchy i think i have cleggers.

by pete zzar January 19, 2009

cleggy

an incredible human being; a perfect specimen; the ultimate; sublime

That guy over there? No, that's not God. That's cleggy. Don't worry: happens all the time.

by Official Cleggy Scholar April 5, 2005

Clegging

Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.

Meanwhile down at Number 10:

Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"

Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."

by Brombles May 14, 2010

Clegg Nut

A person who chooses to vote for Liberal Democrats, in turn voting for Nick Clegg to be primeminister, in UK politics.

Also, linked to cleg nuts as they are both annoying hangers on, you don't know where to stand with them, plus they smell.

Dave: I'm totally voting LibDems this election, Nick Clegg will really help this country out.
Mitch: Mate, you're such a fence sitting Clegg Nut!

by NevRam April 29, 2010

Cleggnut

When your shit sticks ur arse together

‘ hahaha, isaac has cleggnut’

by MyHouseSmellsOfHulaHoops October 3, 2019