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Cletus

Greek origination; short form of Anacletus. This name is sometimes used to refer to the third pope, Saint Anacletus. It can also function in an Anglicized form of Kleitos.

While charactarised in mass media as a sub-normal person of the southern persuasion, the individuals themselves are less enigmatic. Posing varying social presence due to their formative years relegated pariah, they tend to remain helpful to a fault. They enjoy the good things in life- food, drink, women- and reciprocate as capable. Prone to a death by kidney failure, diabetes, heart disease, or alien anal probes- of which all Cleti (plural of Cletus) are afraid. They love all animals, and are prone to possessing more than one at a time. Cleti indulge in tinkering- whether with vehicles, the internet, computers, hoarding, or other miscellany.

Historically, they prefer brunettes with glasses.
Yo!- you see that pimp Cletus? He done dropped that booty swaggerin biotch!
by StarboyK February 3, 2010
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cheetus

A monstrously fat woman resembling a walrus wearing cheetah print pants.
Me: "Look there goes cheetus stuffing her fat fucking face with....is that raw chuck steak?"

Cheetus: "Num num num num"
by Ator February 26, 2008
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cleevus

I was at a stop light and looked over, the girl in the car next to me had her skirt up so high " I could almost see her cleevus".
by fence guy Tacoma August 13, 2009
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Cletus

(AKA Cousin Cletus)

2: Also can be synonymous with hillbilly.
Heeeeeey Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?
by snabald July 13, 2003
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cletus

He's Cletus,the slack jawed yokel!
by TheWiggidy October 30, 2003
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flappy cletus

a used up girl thats probably pretty loose and very slobbering drunk! an easy woman!
by philthebomb April 25, 2010
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cletus

Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel. Britney Spears' husband. Inbred cracker white trash with money.
Kevin Federline is a right Cletus. Now he lives in a fine-ass triplewide!
by VegasRudeBoy September 26, 2005
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