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clean-up aisle 9

This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.
A clean-up aisle 9 can be called anytime someone busts a wet sounding fart.
by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011
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Clean Up Crew

Someone playing Halo 2 who kills you while your health meter is low or someone who does not participate in fights between 2 or 3 people steals the kill to get the double or triple kill.
Antonio is such a clean up crew. He comes during a fight with full health and gets a double kill.
by ximek09 March 6, 2009
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clean up movie

the porn video you watch after you have ejaculated as something do while you are clean up
Did John tell you the story about how he had to watch a half an hour long clean up movie?
by Jthemann22 July 23, 2014
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Clean Up On Aisle 2

The act of licking/kissing/eating a partner’s anus during sexual intercourse.
After you’re done eating my beef curtains I’m going to need a clean up on aisle 2.
by Mr. Guy Poulin September 12, 2018
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clean up

Verb. To remedy a bad situation. To make a problem go away.
mike: yo man. What we going to do about that snitch?
Joe: We going to have to hit up the wolf, he'll come in and clean up. We wont have to worry about that bitch again.
by mikkie April 28, 2006
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Clean up on aisle 3

If something is seen that is so epically awesome that you jizz yourself then a clean up on aisle 3 is in order
*Dave sees trailer for the new "Hot Taiwanese sluts go wild 5"*

Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!
by DennisMcElroy May 28, 2011
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compton clean-up

when a bitch is giving you head and you skeet in your hand and the slap her in the face with the same hand
i gave that slut a great compton clean-up last night, it was all over her face afterwards
by Mr. Compton March 24, 2004
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