clean shit

To shit without needing to wipe

John had just experienced the greatest clean shit ever, he just new he wouldn't have to wipe his ase

by howard1976 June 5, 2014

facial cleanser

A face wash that is supposed to clean and rejuvenate your face but 70% of the time makes it worse.

Girl 1: Hey, I bought the new Super Clean Happy Face facial cleanser.
Girl 2: Look at my face and think about it for awhile before using.

by Samantha Felicia Rose April 7, 2015

Clahn

massive insult of metal proportions.

Created by the god that is Terry Beezer

Beez - *stupid voice* ohhhh thats not metal....... fucking clahns.......

by Ian_Raven April 16, 2010

CLAH

CLAH cackling like a hen..... a form of LOL for the older generation

Sent as a text message:

Fred bent over and ripped his pants at the birthday party. I laughed so hard. CLAH

by Fellow cackler October 4, 2013

Keep your nose clean

To stay out of trouble.

They tell us, 'Keep your nose clean and you'll no doubt make a parole.' So we keep our noses very clean.

by 3h$@n November 15, 2012

clean slate

Starting anew, with a fresh approach. A clean slate begins with the action of 'wiping the slate clean'.

After a decade of philandering, I'm going to start my thirties with a clean slate.

by JimiBiz August 21, 2008

dirty clean version

This phrase is used to describe songs that have been edited to play for the radio, but still have words they bleep out. Dumb ploy by the music industry, but American parents are so crazy over "suggestive" things even when we are easily the most suggestive country on Earth.

Did you hear David Banner's song play? It's still a dirty clean version though. Even though everyone knows the dirty version is the better one.

by jkbena612 August 15, 2009