Look up gonaherpasyphalidis and check out Dylan who is infected with the worst case of every std possible by sleeping with gonazilla, the 50 foot beast of all sexually transmitted diseases ever made.(Also see Chris Weidner who slept with Crissy Goddard).
All women (or men), who sleep with Dylan or Weidner better check their sexual organs for red, itchy, firey, smelley warts the next morning. If seen, call Dr. Clamidianalwartidis right away.
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