classical music

The best music there is. Far superior to any popular music such as rap, rock, etc. Classical music is real music with real emotion and complexity and grandness of conception. It has been around for hundreds of years and its greatness cannot be denied. It will always be around unlike something stupid like rap, which is so simplistic and for the simple-minded morons. Also, it takes much skill, intelligence, practice, and virtuosity to play classical music, unlike rap, which all you need is a damn ugly voice. Rappers can't even speak proper english anyways.

People who listen to classical music get 2400's on their SAT's and go to Harvard.

People who listen to rap don't even take the SAT and if they do, get 1000 and go to jail.

Great, beautiful, profound, intellectual, virtuostic, etc. etc. etc.: Classical music
Rap: stupid, uncivilized, barbaric, simple, feeble-minded, etc. etc. etc.

by virtuoso735 June 11, 2006

Chesticals

Another word for boob

Bruh her chesticals are huge.

by Thatguy10134 February 17, 2017

Classical Guitar

The shittiest instrument in the world. It’s quieter than a church mouse, it’s really hard to play fast, it sucks to play slow cause it has no sustain, can’t do polyphony as well as a piano, and has a really narrow range.
The people who play it are the lamest sorry fucks you’ll ever meet. Too stoned and nonchalant to fit in with the rest of the classical world, and too nerdy and uptight to fit in with the non-art music crowd. They spend hours and hours bitching about their fingernails and how nobody wants to listen to their music.

Whatever you do, don’t learn classical guitar. You’ll probably get aids and die. And if you don’t, you’ll wish you did.

Person 1: Classical Guitar
Everyone: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

by Segovia’ cocksleeve August 6, 2023

crusticals

while taking a shit if you smell your nuts more then the shit then you have crusticls

"i haven't showered for 5 days i got some wicked crusticals going on"

by Blacknasty July 2, 2008

Clitical Hit

When you hit that spot and you know it.

Girl: Oh.. ooh.. oh.. oohh.. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GGOOOOODDDD
Guy: Clitical hit!

by Kaleephus the Scribe May 12, 2014

Chaotically Unorganised

The act of being completely organised in some aspects of life, and completely unorganised in other aspects, such that your organisation itself is unorganised.

John had all his correct books organised for his day at school, but had no idea what lessons he had when, finding out from his friends as the day went on. John is chaotically unorganised.

by WriterLifer May 21, 2022

Classical music

One of the greatest yet underrated forms of music. Listening to classical music requires patience and an open mind. Those who bash it simply are not able to comprehend the expressive beauty and intricate complexity behind it. It utilizes almost all kinds of musical instruments. The different forms of classical music are symphony, piano sonata, piano concerto, violin sonata, violin concerto, piano quartet, string quartet, string quintet, etc. No other genre has been so effective in utilizing these different arrangements of instruments. The main periods are Baroque, Classical, Romantic, Impressionism, Modern, Contemporary. My personal favorite is the Romantic period with legendary composers such as Ludwig van Beethoven, Frederic Chopin, Peter Tchaikovsky, Antonin Dvorak, Franz Liszt, Mussorgsky, and Sergei Rachmaninoff.

Unlike pop songs, no single piece of classical music sounds exactly the same. Rather, each piece is unique in the type of instruments used, the mood that is set, and the way beautiful melodies are brought out or expressed. Each piece is a musical journey that the listeners takes which is full of twists and surprises.

by Aaron456 March 29, 2013