clart

French origin. Verb-abbreviation for clit fart; gas or air coming from near the clit.

Jane let a huge clart after she had fucked the entire football team.

by Ford LeCoq February 25, 2005

clarts

Vaguely unpleasant, comedic term for underpants/knickers/panities/under crackers

"You can squeeze my tits but my clarts stay on!"

by 5010m0n July 04, 2012

clarts

genital warts

"my god man, your cock is clarts!"

by aeon November 12, 2003

clart

A person who is lazy.

Bob slept in until noon. What a clart!

by Keith Bob October 23, 2007

clart

To do/have nothing with no intention of doing so.

Q. "What you up to this weekend?"
A. "Clart!"

by Prof. Paul Esh September 27, 2007

Pussy clart

Clart is a patois term meaning cloth. A number of words prefixing this are common parlance in Jamaican culture, such as rarse meaning arse, blot meaning blood but in any diction it is simply a cuss. Literally, Pussy clart means sanitary towel.

What a useless pussy clart that goalkeeper was today, he was afraid of getting down on the ball.

by wallybu January 12, 2012

Bumber clart

Clart is taken from the West Indian Word for cloth 'claart'. So bumber clart refers to Bum Cloth, as in loo roll, or sanitary towel.

1. Shut it you bumber clart!
2. Or 'Hey Pete, make sure you pick up some Bumber Clart at the Supermarket!'

by CindasJam May 02, 2006