half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker

Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0

by Luongos'2ndcoming May 26, 2011

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Clapturbate

When you swing your penis up and down so it goes between your legs. When it goes between your legs it will reach between your ass cheeks and your ass cheeks will clench on your penis and you will pull it out rubbing along the taint eventually leading to ejaculation. Right before your penis gets clenched between your ass cheeks it makes a huge clap noise upon impact so you are essentially clapping your cheeks. This works best with shit stains in your ass cheeks, they work as a lubricant.

When ever I clapturbate my family hears me and complains they worry it will give me an STD.

by Scrotum Slayer May 19, 2018

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Chapter 2 Season 5

Chapter 2: Season 5, also known as Season 15, is the fifteenth season in Fortnite: Battle Royale that started on December 2nd, 2020 and is set to finish on March 15th, 2021. Its theme revolves around The Zero Point and bounty hunters from different universes and realities with the slogan "Join the Hunt" and the title Zero Point.Galactus, aka The Devourer of Worlds, made it to the Apollo island. He managed to unearth the Zero Point from underground, exposing it to the island. The Avengers managed to stop Galactus, however, the Zero Point became exposed and damaged, which caused a large desert biome to appear in the center of the island.

How did it start?
The season began with John Jones waking up in his office and answers the phone call, exhilarated to announce that he and his team have survived the arrival of Galactus. The unknown woman tells Jones that the Zero Point is exposed and to fix the problem, which he does right away. He ignores the lady and starts walking out of the office when the lady says "...And do not to draw the attention of The Seven." Jones exits the office and enters the cavern in an attempt to stabilize the Zero Point. He then controls a device which sends the world's best hunters across all realities to the island. Eventually, Jones drops down into the island as well, with the Zero Point exposed.

" friend: Hey did you just get the Chapter 2 Season 5 battle pass?" Yes but you can't have it but whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ohhhhhh whyyy oh just why?!!!" "Because I DENT have anymore V-bucks." Friend: "NANI?!"

by Tobiboi876 February 4, 2021

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last clapper

Someone who always has to be the last person to clap in an audience.

Anna: That was a really awesome open mic night on Monday, wasn't it?

Rob: Yeah, it was but did hear that last clapper after every song. What a jack ass!

by m.c. phatback November 22, 2009

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Isiah Chapter 53

It's a Chapter found in the book of Isiah where Christians finds it as one of the strongest prophecies of Christ's atonement for sins and a chapter of the greatest threat for the Jews to the point that most, if not all, of Rabbis and Jewish teachers are afraid to read this chapter.

Christian 1: It's a good thing Jews don't believe Jesus as the Messiah. If they believe, they will be in a better position than I would because they are the direct seeds of Abraham. If they believe I will be so jealous.

Christian 2: Don't worry, just read Isiah Chapter 53. If you believe Jesus has done it for you, the inheritance can be yours.

by PMC November 3, 2005

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