Double Clincher

When your stuck in that awkward situation of puckering your asshole because it itches and you don't wanna scratch it for fear of stink finger, and your holding your buttcheeks together cause you also have to take a shit. hence clinching both.

I was sitting at work assisting a customer and i had to shit and my asshole itched. so i had to deal with the double clincher cause i didn't wanna dig in my ass at work.

by swiftverbicide2 December 16, 2009

Alex cRanch

The only black, water polo playing, elf to ever escape from the north pole

Whats that thing floating in the water, is it an Alex cranch

by Fuck ja police November 4, 2011

fart clencher

The act of building up intestinal gas and then creating a small passage between butt cheeks and realeasing the built up gases to create a very powerful and loud fart.

I released an incredibly powerful fart clencher in Brooks face.

by Keatswords June 23, 2014

canchis canchis

Sex. Intercourse...canchis canchis.

I'm bored...let's get some canchis canchis going on!

Last night we had amaaaaazing canchis canchis!

They had some canchis canchis, and she ended up pregnant

by Mars Artemis February 14, 2009

Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench

It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.

by madhotfyre November 1, 2017

Clatch

Clatch is something made up by the youtubers Alex Wasabi and FouseyTube ( Yousef Erekat ). A clatch is considered a girl that is beautiful in your eyes and with whom you would want to go out.

1.Damn, that girl is definitely a clatch! 2. I would totally want to go out with her. She's a total clatch! 3. I mean look at her... she's a clatch...

by Jj2 September 22, 2015

Cranch

When you cum in a girl on her period and you pull out the mixture of blood and semen and that sauce is cranch

Last night I got cranch all over my bed

by Troy and Chris July 9, 2021