claim the throne

1. To take the seat of principal power, esp. within a monarchy

2. To take a shit

3. To claim a toilet for the purposes of taking a shit

The rebels were poised to claim the throne after the king's power weakened.

A: "I'll be back in a few. I have to claim the throne."

B: "You bastard! I've been holding it for longer than you! There's only one toilet here!"

by CaptCouch May 23, 2016

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wild claim

to make a claim that is not truthful or very far fetched

tony blair is a sex machine or howard from halifax is gay

by the spugeminster dave May 14, 2003

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Claim-fuck

n./v.: An act of gruff and dominant ownership over your girlfriend’s bounce house, wherein you give it to her hard for 20-30 hot dick ft. before departing for errands or a social event, to remind her all her holes are yours and yours alone.

Ryder paused on the way out the door to bend me over the kitchen counter for a firm claim-fucking that left me wanting more. I could still see the outline of his magnificent boner through his khakis when we pulled up to the hardware store.

by Dorset Harlot May 31, 2018

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Jumped a Claim

When the only reason you visit a restaurant is to take a massive dump in their public restroom.

I was driving down the freeway when all of a sudden I had to take a huge shit, so I pulled into a Claim Jumper and Jumped a Claim. It was a good decision, I felt better.

by Jstring June 04, 2016

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