Clacka

Aussie slang for arse. Derived from the word cloaca which is a bird's vent, i.e. a bird only has one hole to shit, piss and root with. This amazing all-in-one hole is located on the underside of a bird's tail.

Birds reproduce using a sexual move called the 'clacka kiss', with the male and female birds putting their clacka's together so the male can shoot his load straight up his bitches' behind.

Goddam if Brett keeps on eating my chips I'm gonna kick him straight up the clacka!

by fistintheface October 21, 2010

Clairaudience

The ability to hear voices & sounds super-normally- spirited voices alleging to be those of dead people giving advice or warnings.

From birth brittany could hear the faint voices of the dead thanks to her clairaudience ability.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

clackwanker

(n. idiot/stupid man of low intelligence v. Man to loudly self gratify in public)

Etymology of Clackwanker - Janey Godley Scottish Comedian/Political Commentator 20**/19 Scots

Man acting stupidly in public = (v)clackwanker

Man talking rubbish with no substance or credibility = (n) clackwanker

by amalkadog September 30, 2019

Clain't

The fake clit created by the Dr. Frankenstein butchers who perform "bottom-surgery" on MTF TIMS or transwomen. Usually necrotizes and falls off within a few weeks. Of course not even a gynecologist could possibly distinguish the clain't from the real thing--provided they are blind, deaf, have no sense of smell, and never get within six feet of the thing. Jessica Yaniv lost his in record time.

Jessica: "Oh my god, I can't find my clain't. I must have knocked it off fapping furiously whilst stuck in the bathtub!"
Fire department: "Do not ever call us again."

by Louis XXV November 23, 2021

Claire Kim

The easiest way to lose a Boner, a dick sucking bitch. HOOOOOE!!!

Wow, we’re did my boner go? Oh it’s Claire Kim.

by Penissucker192 November 18, 2019

meat clackers

Testicles

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.

by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015

calikova

a twitch streamer that meows a little too much... milf vibes fr

person 1: "hey do you watch calikova on twitch?"
person 2: "nah sorry, I'm not interested in the furry community"

person 1: "ah damn, you should check them out, they are super swag :D"

by Milf Lover 69 November 24, 2021