CRAIDS

CRAIDS is a hilarious disease in which the patient in question has somehow sexually contracted both Crohn's Disease AND AIDS.

Some people believe CRAIDS is the worst disease ever, as not only is a CRAIDS patient unable to enjoy red meat without bloody, watery diarrhea, but also can't have sex with anyone ever again aside from other CRAIDS patients. There is only one known case of CRAIDS in the world.

Others believe CRAIDS to be the best disease because it is easily made fun of. Crohn's Disease is humorous because it involves massive shits and is not fatal. AIDS is laugh-eliciting due to it's prevalence among the gays, and because it is an '80s disease. Therefore, CRAIDS is fast becoming a wide topic of ridicule among late night talk show hosts.

Pat: NLLLEEEhhhh, I just accidentally ate a burger and a bunch of white blood cells came out in my shit! Must be my CRAIDS actin up, dude! YOOOOOOOOOO DUDE

by Chernorizets Hrabr February 9, 2010

craids

the rare disease where you have the std crabs and they have AIDS( you can have AIDS and crabs but not have craids, the crabs have to have AIDS) disease discvered by bryce hill

"dude my crabs are all dying cuz they have AIDS"
" haha looks like you have craids!!!"

by CRAIDman December 25, 2009

craids

When someone wears their hair in crimped braids, looking like their 12

Ralph: Ayo Mayne did you see her craids?
Trey: Yeah they was nappy as hellz, yeh

by Poseidon6969 June 17, 2009

Craidses

(Krade-zeez) A Disease which is a mix between Rabies, AIDS, and Cancer. A more deadly version of Craidses is Craidses poisoning which is Rabies, Cancer, AIDS, and Radiation Poisoning. Symptoms of Craidses is loss of hair and teeth, hallucinations, loss of bowel control, listening to the band Creed, dementia, change in eye color, kidney failure, liver failure, and vomiting.

Dude, Allen got Craidses yesterday." "Oh my god, really?" "Yeah" "Man...... Do you think he would care now that I boned Becca?

by D3M0N1Z3R87 February 27, 2011

Claimstorming

Hosting a meeting under the guise of a brainstorming session, with the sole intent of tricking others into completing a project you have absolutely no clue how to complete on your own. The claimstorming process is considered ‘complete’ when--at some point in the future--the meeting organizer claims full credit for any successful ideas, takeaways and activities resulting from the meeting.

Look out, guys. Cate was asked by her boss to find a target audience for our next product. We all know she couldn't find her ass if you let her use both hands, so I wonder how many of us will get pulled into her three-hour claimstorming session this afternoon?

by Bart Mann November 26, 2013

Caids

When something is so bad that it is equal to Cancer and AIDS put together.

Isaac: "Ow! I just fell out of my chair cause I was leaning back too far!"
Jim: "That's caids, man.

by Epichamp June 16, 2015

Claudsexual

Claudsexual means you’re straight but gay for Sabrina Claudio

I am claudsexual.

by BillieThicc November 4, 2018