spider clag

The sweat around your Chocolate starfish...

Fucking spider clag is giving me grief... i think i need a shower to wash poor incey out

by IanW1981 August 16, 2017

Clags

A nickname for genital herpes.
Can be said as "clags" or "the clag"

We've got clags!

Jon: "Hey Tom, did Mary give you clags when you banged that one time?"
Tom: "Did Mary give me what?"
Jon: " You know, the clag? Herpes man."
Tom: "Why do they call it the clag?"
Jon: "Because it sticks with you the rest of your life."
Tom: "I guess I've got clags then"

by willdawonka September 3, 2013

Clag-Swastic

The accurate as well as rare occasion in which an individual perfects the display and morale of both class and swagger.

The man walked into the room, and all the ladies stared, because he was just so damn clag-swastic.

by ColeTrain July 31, 2012

CLAG

Synonym describing Cute Little Asian Girls

“That CLAG is totally my type!”

by ShadowsOfLife May 1, 2015

clag box

Old bomb of a car or poor quality vehicle

Get a load of that old clag box driving past !

by Azz K February 23, 2023

Clag

A very little living creature (can be used for small human or insects).

Look at that clag over here (point to a lonely little ladybug)

by Flosaure January 5, 2024