cilf

Cow I'd like to fuck.

Dood, look at that sweet ass cilf grazing in that farm.

by ButtSecks Billy February 23, 2004

#CILF

With several new, hotter, woke women joining congress, #CILF, which stands for "congresswoman I'd like to fuck," should be used, only after these women are recognized for their fresh ideas that promise meaningful change. But yes, it is also worth noting they are hot af, which can be expressed with the #CILF or CILF acronym.

Nancy Pelosi is a total #CILF did you see the meme of her with the gavel. I'd like to know what else she can do with that gavel.

by k8erzz January 8, 2019

cilf

stands for "Croat I'd like to fuck"

Goran Visnjic is a major cilf!

by Sarah November 27, 2003

CILF

Candidate I'd like to Fuck

Yeah, Obama has a lot of strategic advantages over Clinton, and McCain too for that matter, but more importantly, he's a total cilf.

by Berit Anderson February 20, 2008

d-cilf

"dee-kilf" = distant cousin I'd like to fuck.

ROCK: Mom, you know I hate coming to these family reunions. I'm the only college kid here; it's sooo boring!

MOM: Oh, don't be silly! I'm sure you'll find someone you can enjoy visiting with.

FOXY CHICK: Hey, Aunt Julie!

MOM (aka "Aunt Julie): (Looks to the left and waves) Hi Sharon!

ROCK: Who's that Mom? She's my age.

MOM: Hi Sharon. This is my son Rock. Rock, this is your 3rd cousin from England, Anita Johnson (made up name = I need a johnson).

ROCK: So, tou're my THIRD cousin, eh? D-cilf!

MOM: What's that Honey?

ROCK: Oh, nothing Mom. Hey, Anita, dwanna see my old Tree Fort?

ANITA: I sure would.

MOM: (to her sister) Isn't that nice? They hit it off right away.

AUNT FLO: It sure is.

by Rock Hardon May 30, 2006

Cilf

Cousin I'd like to fuck

"Have you seen Jimmy's cousin? She's a total Cilf."

by DAMNWITCH May 2, 2021

Cilf

Coach I'd like to fuck

Damn, that Cilf from LQ Frosh's is fucking hot.

That LQ Frosh coach though, what a cilf.

by Dikel's Daughter January 29, 2015