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Globular Clusterfuck

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
by AYYFRON June 1, 2010
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Clusterfuck

A way to describe the current economic state and quality of life in South Sudan.
"Did you hear about South Sudan?"
"Yeah, it's a real clusterfuck"
by blairjohnstone June 15, 2021
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chuter

A penis capable of powerful ejaculations. The many women who have felt its discharge have likened it to a .44 Magnum.
A man possessing such a penis may be addressed as "Chuter."
"My penis is a chuter, so I tell girls to stand back when I give them facials."

"Chuter, you can't go out there unarmed; you'll die!"
"I'm always armed."
by rolopo August 22, 2014
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Chester Bennington

Screamer of the century.Lead vocalist of Linkin Park.
Chester Bennington is the best rock singer ever.

A very devoted person,he says tattoos are like marriage-theyre permanent.

Currently married to ex model Talinda Bentley.
He has 3 kids,all of whom play soccer.

He wears spectacles but removes them onstage.

He was a waiter,but he loves his current job so much,he even spent one birthday practising to get some chords right.

He is the latest addition to the nu metal band Linkin Park.

He has the loudest voice,and often wears white clothes that are a wee bit too tight.

Because of him,New Divide is the best metal song anyone would want to hear.
Lp fan 1.0:"dude,i got Mike Shinoda's autograph!!!"

Lp fan 2.0:"yeah so,i got Chester Bennington's!"

Lp fan 3.0:"i'm the luckiest.i got both!"

Lp fans 1.0 and 2.0:*OMG expression*
by iHEARTshialabeouf December 27, 2009
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Chester Effect

When you're eating hot chips and you eat one and you can't stop eating them and then the bag finishes.
I ran out of chips because the darn Chester Effect!
by thatboyced January 2, 2021
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after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................
by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010
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clusterfuck trifecta

This is the perfect storm of government, in which there is simultaneous failure of all three levels of government: local, state, and federal.
The handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans was a clusterfuck trifecta par excellence.
by Duckbutt July 26, 2006
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