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Christ on a stick

frustrated exclamation, usually referring to one's own crappy luck
Awww, christ on a stick! my megabytes have been st0l3d again
by Guns July 22, 2004
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Christ-stain

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.
Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain
by MISTER OWNINATOR December 18, 2011
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Christabelle

Christabelle is derived from a latin root word meaning 'most beautiful' Christabelle's are usually very gentle and kindhearted. Nobody can resist a Christabelle because they have it all.
Guy: Look at that girl!
Guy#2: She gotta be a christabelle.
by papapapapa May 5, 2010
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jesus christ pose

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008
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Johnny Christ

A gnome that fled a lawn in order to become the bassist for Avenged Sevenfold.
OH NO, WHERE'S JOHNNY CHRIST? EVERYONE, CHECK UNDER YOUR SHOES!
by herpaderpa~ February 26, 2011
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Christ Core

Christian hard core music. Christian death metal, Christian metalcore. Generally Christ core bands have a Christian-centered message in their lyrics. They sound the same as other metal bands, except their lyrics convey a Christian (sometimes not positive) message. They sing about the rapture, redemption, failure, and life struggles. In their lyrics they also capitalize "you" and "your" to signify they are referring to Christ, Jesus, or God.
Popular Christ Core bands: As I Lay Dying, August Burns Red, Haste the Day, Impending Doom, Underoath.

Example of Lyrics:
Redemption
by August Burns Red
I trust in You for life to live, air to breath, purity fills my lungs. I no longer live in solitude, no longer bound. My heart beats with great devotion, this is a start to a new beginning. On my knees praying for mercy, hand raised high, humble and broken. Wanting Your grace, wanting Your security. Memories of lying face down motionless, with such a hollow feeling inside, soon I will end this life I was living. I am just a man, with a heart and sinful hands, I am a fallen victim. Lord show me the way as I give myself to You, never let me go, hold me with Your everlasting love, be my strength, be my voice, my glory. Set me free.
by bornofapollo May 12, 2009
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Steezus Christ

A skater with long luscious brown hair that looks like the reincarnation of Jesus and shreds so hard it makes you want to cream your pants
Oh my gosh look at Steezus Christ back at it again shredding for our sins.
by Sonith Lee March 2, 2023
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