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Chromebook

A Google-made laptop that runs a Linux-based software. Go to any school, and you'll find students using them. Cannot run .exe files, can't run any game without exploding, and is useless without a fast internet connection. They are generally very quick machines that cost only up to $350.

School Chromebooks tend to lag and crash due to the sheer amount of Google accounts that lazy students don't bother to remove. Open one up at school and you're bound to find a missing key or two, and maybe a wrecked touchpad.
Introducing the new Acer Chromebook C11, now with 1 MB of RAM!
by cap'nobvious December 19, 2018
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Turd Chroming

To Chrome a Turd....... or Turd Chroming is a process of Making the the very best out of a blatantly bad/shit thing. Similar to Turd polishing but to a much higher level

The Turd Chromer is he individual who performs the polishing act

the ultimate in making a bad thing good.

To Chrome a Turd.......
Mik is in the Studio turd Chroming again and doing another Hard House Remix.

He has the Midas Touch amongst Musicians and natural Chrome Poishing abilities....
by Rick Walford January 5, 2008
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extra chromosome

What makes a Down's Syndrome person how they are.
Timmy has an extra chromosome, that's why he goes to special school.
by Ray Flynn May 20, 2005
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Chromebook

A crappy laptop that costs from $200 to $1649, has stupid commercials that claim that it has “fast bootup times” because it’s operating system is so light that a Pentium 4 can run it efficiently, says that it has “built in virus-protection” which is basically locking it down so it can’t run Windows or Linux programs, and schools basically taking advantage of its chrome extension and policy editor to lock these devices down even more and take away ALL of your privacy, and finally says that it has “long 12 hour battery life” while you could get a LG Gram, set your windows battery setting to power savings, and then have the same battery life, the same bootup time, and better virus protection than google chrome.
School Adminstrators: It’s time to buy our cheap laptops we get every 5 years. Students, what should we get?
Students: iPads please!
School Administrators: Did we hear $200 Chromebooks? Alright!
Students: Well, that was unexpected
by Grayinator August 28, 2019
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Chromatica

A fictional land where kindness rules all, and everyone is equal to one another, where love is the law, and where people of all races, and colors are accepted. It's also the name of Lady Gaga's upcoming sixth album.
Guy 1: What did Lady Gaga just say on Twitter the other day?

Guy 2: She said that Earth is cancelled, and that she lives on Chromatica.
by ChromaticaLand April 1, 2020
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Chromosomes

Chromosomes are what gives people their horrible genes. If you didn't have chromosomes, you would dead, causing your friends to be happy because nobody likes you.
Damn, Fredson has the worst Chromosomes
by Backseat Flat Stanley January 30, 2017
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saskatchewan chrome

another name for the wonder product, duct tape
Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome
by wetcoaster July 8, 2007
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