Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.
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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!
Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.
Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.
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Some will say that it’s the spreading of “hate” or “far right wing political views”. Which is false as the Bible has NOTHING to do with politics and not everything is about corrupt politics.
If anyone uses this towards you take it as a insult and disregard the conversation.
Note: Please stop spreading misinformation to fit your views.
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