carol christ

overlord witch of the uc berkeley campus who lives at the top of the campanile and sets california on fire for her own amusement
evan: did you see what carol christ did to northern california again
chad: as long as it doesn't get between me and your asshole
by oskithegoldenbear February 20, 2019
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Christ on a Cracker

Christ on a Cracker: an exclamation reflecting dismay or anger or frustration about a situation.
Christ on a Cracker! I've been waiting in line for an hour!
by michellezilla August 18, 2020
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Satan Christ

A fun combination of Satan and Jesus Christ, worshipped as the sole all-powerful homocidal sociopathic meta-being who is both evil and good, who enjoys both our joy and our suffering and who wishes both life and death upon us. Amen.
I believe in the lord Satan Christ, bringer of joy and woe. Hallelujah! Can I hear an amen?!
by gregjockca October 12, 2010
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Christ Chex

its a miracle in a bowl
start you day off the holy way with christ chex, its a miracle in a bowl
by Gina September 16, 2003
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Christ in a handbasket

A phrase used by someone to express complete and inconsolable levels of exasperation.
Usually modified with "Jesus" or any applicable expletive.
Boss: We need you to come in to work this weekend.
Me: Jesus Hubert Christ in a handbasket you'd better be fucking joking me!
by pdad September 11, 2005
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Auntie-Christ

an evil and/or oppressive sister of one's mother or father.
have you seen the movie 'Matilda?' Ms. Trunchbull is such an Auntie-Christ!
by T-Train Thompsizzle March 03, 2010
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Christ Almighty

An initial exclamation of exasperation. When something is not going the way it should, and heavy frustration occurs, calling upon the subject of this explanation may appear to be, to some, the only answer. Similar to "For God's Sake", "For Pete's Sake" or "For Fuck's Sake".
Christ Almighty, what did I do to deserve this?

Christ Almighty, she never did... did she?

Christ Almighty, Sat, will you please just Fuck off?

Christ Almighty, where are you when I need you?
by Sat O'Matic September 17, 2007
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