Chort

A Russian noun used as an exclamation of anger, literally meaning "devil". By far not the worst curse word, but not recommended to use around Russian grandparents.

"Chort! I just spilled orange juice all over my white pants!"

by Kat of Awesome December 12, 2016

snortle chortle

The act of snorting cocaine too hard, to the point where you let out a laugh, specifically a chortle.

Jimmy did only did one line and now he's got the snortle chortles.

by snortlechortlegal April 21, 2017

Chorting

The act of using orphans as fuel in a furnace.

Man 1: I'm really cold and have a bunch of spare orphans.
Man 2: Perhaps we should try chorting them. It'd warm the whole room up.

by Craig Bigglesworth October 29, 2011

chortle

To laugh

NB. This word is found only in certain British boy's comics, namely the Dandy and the Beano. It is extremely rare to use it in normal speech, unless inviting laughter.

"That was so funny!", Sam chortled.

by zimman August 2, 2005

chorry

adj.
A way for intarweb fucktards to say "sorry," since typing like a retard is cool.

Somebody loses at something.
"oh im chorry u lost :((((("

by Gawts August 15, 2007

chortle

a chortle is a gleeful chuckle or laugh you make when you REALLY enjoy something.

like CHORTLES!

CHORTLES! yay this candy is amazing.

by Abbygail March 18, 2007

charty

Charty: A charty can be defined as a party hosted by a char student that incorperates as much possible fail, ed hardy and gay as physically possible without causing enough angular momentum to generate a black hole resulting in the earth to implode on itself and everyone on the planet to endure a painfully gay death

Example 1:
Jimmy: Did you hear about the charty tonight?
Johnny: There aint no party like a charty!
Tim: We're all fucked
Example 2:
Josh: Awesome Charty isnt it
Mike: All it needs is some music
Josh: I'll go grab my N'Sync album
Dan: Nooooooooooooooo!!! Get the fuck out everyone its gonna blow!!!

by F.Y.C.N January 16, 2009