Chonk

A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.
Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.
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"I can't tell ya chonk"
by Homie G June 19, 2004
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The ultimate penis, fat and of considerable length.
by anon June 14, 2003
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Stacey is a bit of a Chonk.
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A green 2004 ford f1shitty that lives in Florida, he can carry memes and all your profit.. I mean friends in the dented bed and need no belt to drive. truly he is a joy to be around but he may brake
yo did you see chonk in the drive way today
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A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
"I hereby define a Chonk as a long long long long"
by Cizzin January 30, 2021
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man fuck chonk
chonk is the best flavor wym
by Master of the Succ October 14, 2019
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