A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.
Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.
by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 16, 2010
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by Master of the Succ October 13, 2019
Get the chonk mug.A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.
by Cizzin January 29, 2021
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