Chonk

A timid, squirrelly person who tries to cross the street from the middle of a block, or at a corner with no crosswalk, and fails. They often attempt to cross a busy street and fail and have to walk a few blocks to the nearest crosswalk.

Look at that chonk poking his head out between those parked cars. I bet he'll pull a frogger, fail at crossing the street, and have to use a crosswalk in humiliation. what a dumbass.

by Incident Commander Thad Allen August 16, 2010

chonk

Jack Shit
w00t

"I can't tell ya chonk"

by Homie G June 19, 2004

chonk

The ultimate penis, fat and of considerable length.

by anon June 14, 2003

Chonk

An individual of large horizontal stature.

Stacey is a bit of a Chonk.

by bigthompson11 June 19, 2019

Chonk

A tub of lard that goes by the name Tushar.

Oh the Chonker is scoping today? He’ll need two adjoined endoscopy rooms to fit his fat chonk ass.

by GI J October 14, 2020

chonk

A green 2004 ford f1shitty that lives in Florida, he can carry memes and all your profit.. I mean friends in the dented bed and need no belt to drive. truly he is a joy to be around but he may brake

yo did you see chonk in the drive way today

by The1TruePhoenix June 22, 2022

chonk

cherry coke

man fuck chonk
chonk is the best flavor wym

by Master of the Succ October 13, 2019