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Chonga Wagon

1. Any small compact car similar to a Honda Civic hatchback which has been modified with tinted windows, shiney rims and custom graphics depicting a lost loved one or "fallen amigo".

2. An incredibly small car which somehow transports up to six hispanic American teenagers to a mall, movie theater or flea market.

See also: Hooptie and rice burner
Father (to daughter): I don't want to see you riding all around town in Junior's Chonga Wagon - it's embarrassing.
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chonga bun 

a chonga bun is the favorite hairstyle of a chonga. it is when a chonga picks up her hair in a messy heap on the top of her head mostly in the middle. it keeps her hair out of her face. this is mostly used my chongas with curly hair, or hair that has alot of gel in it.
natalie thats a classic chonga bun on your head!
chonga bun by lach0ngita89 January 4, 2008

Chonga Square Mall 

Coral Square Mall in Coral Springs, Flordia. Originally a nice, typical South Florida mall, before it became overrun by chongas migrating north from Miami and southwest Broward.
I hate Chonga Square Mall. I wish those damn chongas would go back to Hialeah or Pembroke Pines.

chonga conga 

1.(Noun, Sexual Act) - When you go to a country like China , North Korea, or Viet Nam, find an aids-infected chink with a large dick by their standards, and let him buttfuck you and your five brothers repeatedly in a gay train session without the use of a rubber or any other kind of protection whatsoever, with the person at the front of the line retiring to that back of the line at least every five minutes.
1. We had a Chonga Conga last night out in China Town, When I visited New York City.
chonga conga by Buttfuckme May 3, 2018

Macka Chonga Cunt

When the weed that you are smoking is poor, you are known as a "Macka Chonga Cunt".
Big man - "Charlie, what you smoking there mate?"
Charlie - "Bit of ched pal"
Big man - "awww you Macka Chonga Cunt, get on this purp haze bro"
Charlie - "Safe my G" *Throws ched away*

turkish chonga

A hot biatch of foreign descent.
Akers: Damn, thats one HOT asian girl.

Mr. Bricks: Some turkish chonga for real Broseph!
turkish chonga by spankdaddy October 3, 2011

Chinga Chonga

Chip pan
You got one fat chinga chonga!

You using the chinga chonga the night?
Chinga Chonga by Ashaalee May 1, 2010