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Chomo Van

A windowless van driven by a child molester. It might even have a padlock on the back and maybe a cage or two inside. It might even have "free candy" spray painted on the side.
Yo... check that chomo van out. I can hear the screams already.
by Tall Davis January 1, 2012
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hairy chomp

The act of biting down on the hairiest part of the body. When you bite down on a hairy body part with a chomp. Normally done with your partner during a sexual encounter.
Person 1: Hey my girlfriend just broke up with me today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did the hairy chomp on her.

Person 2: Ouch that’s gotta hurt!
by RyanDaSniper November 30, 2019
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chomokos

1) The worst principal in the history of schools. She takes away children's freedom, peprallyies, peace of mind, and everything it means to be a high schooler, much less a senior. Makes prison a school, and makes it hard for kids to get out, but easy for anyone to get in.
2) Someone who thinks everything is a drug reference
Dude do you go to foothills, no we go to prison, we've been chomokosed.
by Thewholestudentbody March 13, 2014
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chomstar

A real Chomstar don't give a fuck. Anybody and they momma can be a chommy. But to be a chomstar, u gotta be down to ride no matter what. A real chomstar don't think twice about slappin a dumb dingy bitch, and a real chomstars got his boys back (no homo) at all times. Chomstars are the hardest mutha fuggas on the planet. Chomstar are the all-stars of all-stars, best of the best, chommiest of chom.
That chomstar was not playin, he stole my house
by David Metz September 17, 2007
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chomo glasses

prison issued glasses for a child molester...hence chomo...you know the ones...big,brown, and cover a large portion of your face.
That DeLaSoul looking pedophile is sportin the chomo glasses....not so stylish
by kelsd August 14, 2011
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Chomik

The word "Chomik" originates from Poland, being the polish word for "hamster".
"Ay bro, I found a Chomik lying dead over there."
"Kill yourself."
by JustJoon January 22, 2022
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Allergic Chomp

When a girl is Giving you a blow job, sneezes and bites your dick off. Easily prevented by dusting every once in a while and washing your sheets.
Doctor: Can you tell me why your penis is missing.
Guy: My girl was giving me a Bj and sneezed.
Doctor: Ah, the ol' Allergic chomp.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
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