Chocodile

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.

First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."

by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008

Chocobanana

When you are having anal sex and your partner shits on your dick, covering it in "chocolate".

"Shit, Chantelle chocobananaed my dick. What a bitch, she better clean this shit up!" - Jerome

by Anon1116969 November 2, 2009

Chocoholic

A chocoholic is a person who craves or compulsively consumes chocolate. There is some medical evidence to support the existence of actual addiction to chocolate.

Johanna from Sweden is eating chocolate for breakfast. That's nasty!! She's such a chocoholic!!

by Bioboy89 November 17, 2016

chocodigger

A girl who behaves like a gold digger because she exploits you for chocolate.

Bree: Bring me more chocolate?
Rick: Yes your highness.

Bree: *pats head* good doggie. Your job is to satisfy me.
Rick: What, are you a chocodigger now?

by ChocolateKissesAreCheap March 28, 2009

Choco-Blast of Yummiment

An affectionate term used to describe the scintillating blast of chocolaty-goodness that emanates from McDonald's Brownie Melts.

"Hey, are those good?" customer asks McDonald's employee.

"That Choco-Blast of Yummiment is good enough to make you slap yo momma" he replies.

by Neckfarter Queen April 6, 2009

chocoholicday

Another name for Monday

To get through Mondays, I eat a lot of chocolate. Instead of calling it "Monday" I like to say it is "Chocoholicday."

by spudart August 16, 2010

chocohonkey

a word used to describe a black man who has lost touch or interest in his race's traditional subculture and "acts white."

literally, "a honkey covered in chocolate."

see oreo

Lance is such a chocohonkey; what stereotypical black man enjoys partaking in activities such as speech and debate?

by Dieje December 23, 2008