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Chomo

Men or women interested in children in a sexual way. Engages minors on the Internet or in person to gain trust and later persuading them into sexual favors.
Did you see that new chic Jessica is dating, Ashley Martin, is a total chomo. She's always flirting with her little nieces on Facebook every chance she gets.
by AlmightyMe July 19, 2011
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CHOMO

A FRESHLY RELEASED PEDOPHILE THATS ON PAROLE IS A DIRTY CHOMO
STAY AWAY FROM WEIRD EMAILS AND ANY CHOMO THAT HANGS OUT AT THE PLAY AREA AT THE MALL OR FREQUENT PUBLIC PARKS HANDING OUT CANDY THESE TYPE OF PEOPLE NEED A BULLET NOT REFORM
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 27, 2011
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Chomo

A person who likes sex and/or sexual acts with children before they hit puberty, preferably little boys.
Hey Marge, I was looking on the intranet and I found out that there's a convicted chomo on the corner or Elm and 8th Street.

Oh yea? Better send our kids there this Halloween.
by Danny Deezy September 11, 2009
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chomomma

A word to describe Alex Perkin's mum
Hey, I saw Carl gettin' jiggy wif chomomma
by Pat Bateman August 12, 2004
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Chomosaur

Short for Chomosaurus Rex, this is a student that is college bound who resembles a cross between a velociraptor, a child molester, and a human. This individual has skinny, bony, fingers a somewhat long pointy nose and has no ambition ever to actually finish college! They sign up for classes every semester, show up for the first two weeks, and sporadically show up for the rest of the semester only to be able to register for classes for the next upcoming term.
"Dude, who is that guy?"
"Charlie, that is Matt. He is a Chomosaur can't you tell?"

"Oooh, ok I see the resemblance. I hardly ever see that kid in class."
"Exactly! One of the many features of a top notch Chomosaur."
by Ghostbustersfreak March 26, 2010
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chomo deluxe

by Christy January 15, 2003
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chomo van

Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.
Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.
by alcifer July 30, 2022
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