Ching Chong Jew

An asian store/gas station owner who sells their gas at the highest prices in town.

I never buy my gas there. There just a bunch of Ching Chong Jews.

by 999Indigo May 25, 2013

Chongoose

the god child of a cheetah and a mongoose

Balls man, you were moving like a chongoose.

by A chongoose April 13, 2010

Chong Fogged

Smoking so much weed that that you lose your mental edge.

I was so Chong Fogged that I forgot what day it was.

by Wesley23 July 9, 2018

cheonged

Noun: used to describe an action, state, or occurrence, of listening to advice from UBS's Rebecca Cheong and having the financial markets go the opposite way.
Verb: describes the action receiving a hose job, royal spanking, or being taken to the woodshed from listening to advice from UBS's Rebecca Cheong and having the financial markets go the opposite way.

Noun: "I bought 100 e-minis at the highs after reading the UBS note and got cheonged today when the market sold off"
Verb: "I read Rebecca's note this morning, placed my orders, and now I am looking to avoid a Cheonging"

by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater September 23, 2020

Ching Chong Turbos

A cheap type of turbo most commonly bought of ebay

I just bought some ching chong turbos for my 4.8l single cab chevy so I can beat stevens dodge demon

by ChingChongcoils April 1, 2019

Benjamin Chong

A silly kitten baby who makes lots of funny faces and funny sounds

Ravnoor: Benjamin Chong got caught carrying a Glock-9 with the switch to school today!
Aariz: No way! Thank God he didn't steal my insulin (I have diabetes)

by Benjamin Chong May 3, 2022

Cherried / Cherry Bakewelled / Cherry Chongled

If someone is ''cherried'', ''cherry bakewelled'' or ''cherry chongled'', it means they are not in a normal state of mind / thinking correctly either whilst sober or under the influence of alcohol, drugs etc.

You can also use combinations (cherry, cherried, cherry bakewell, cherry bakewelled, cherry chongled)

''That guys proper cherried like'' (sober and/or under the influence)

''He's just put diesel into his petrol car, what a cherry bakewell''

''He's an absolute cherry (cherry chongle / cherry bakewell), why's he gone and done that?''

''He says that all the time, hes a Cherry Bakewell''

''She had far too much to drink on Friday, she was proper cherried / cherry bakewelled / cherry chongled''

by MrChongle October 7, 2021