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Chapsdick

The act of her rubbing your dick on her lips like Chapstick.
Hey Baby, your lips look chapped, want some Chapsdick to rub on them.
by I'm Awesome 2 June 19, 2010
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Chopstick

I Shot him with my chopstick, fully loaded, no regret.
by Rap Nibba May 25, 2018
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Mexican Chapstick

The act of applying pre-cum (Bulbourethral gland fluid) on an unsuspecting victim's lips while they are sleeping. This is done through applying pressure from the base to the head of the penis while the penis is in the "morning wood" stage, and applying the small dab of pre-cum to an unsuspecting victim's lips.
While James was sleeping, I gave him a Mexican Chapstick to moisten his lips.
by Venue1590 April 23, 2009
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chapsticking

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.
Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.
by Carstano September 5, 2008
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chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis
Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"
by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009
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chopstick method

a way of fishing letters out of your own mailbox after you've lost the key. It involves wrapping double sided tape around a chopstick and groping with it inside the mailbox.
Roommate 1: Dude, Jason lost the key again, how do I get my letter out?
Roommate 2: Just use the chopstick method.
by shimee September 23, 2013
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Chopsticked

When both hips pop out of their sockets simultaneously.
SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!
by MOIRA SLUT May 30, 2018
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