Chicago Chili cheese dog

when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese

Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.

by Crispy713 November 22, 2021

chili dog with cheese

When a man takes a diarrhea shit on a woman's tits then titty fucks her, this makes a chili dog. To add the cheese he blows his load on her tits and then somebody else titty fucks her for a chili dog with cheese. This is a highly advanced move not intended for amateur use. Not for the faint of heart.

My friend and I got drunk last night and gave that bar skank a chili dog with cheese.

by jerez January 13, 2008

Chile cheese!

'Child, please'... As to say 'whatever' or 'yeah right!'

'She's buying a 80 million dollar house?!.... Chile cheese!..'

by Shonuff May 7, 2013

chilli cheese dog

variation of chilli dog, a sexual manuver in which you crap between a lover's breasts and titty hump her. the variable making it a chilli CHEESE dog is that the woman is lactating.

suzy was my firsy chilli cheese dog, but sho ain't the last, dagnabbit.

by sick , jonny and cain or fiddlekiller.com November 3, 2006

Chilli Cheese Dog

A sexual act in which the female vomits (with chunks) in and around her vagina and the male then proceeds to insert his penis in to the chunk filled vagina. When the act is finished, the penis resembles a Chilli Cheese Dog.

Drove my drunk girlfriend home from the bar last night and gave her a Chilli Cheese Dog

by Raymond Ford July 29, 2019

Chilli-Cheese Crotch

When you lather his/her crotch up with chilli and cheese and proceed to feast like a king/queen.

Hey, Brian! I totally chilli-cheese crotched your mom last night but it triggered my acid reflux.

by DiscoSasquatch1 October 14, 2020

chilli cheese fritos

This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(

Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...

"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."

"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."

by MxPx_Fan December 28, 2005