Mom: Son, you’ve been in the bathroom for 30 minutes! What’s taking you so long, did you fall in?
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
Dad: He’s probably performing the Texas Chili Bowl again.
by HouCou2003 April 19, 2021
Get the Texas Chili Bowlmug. The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.
Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?
Stephanie: I really need a haircut.
Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!
Stephanie: I really need a haircut.
Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!
by Cesara June 19, 2008
Get the Texas Chili-Bowlmug. when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .
by gaterman February 8, 2010
Get the TEXAS CHILI BOWLmug. When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone
by DJ Psyko December 13, 2006
Get the Texas Chili Bowlmug. Paying a whore almost nothing to lick the hot built up sweat from your ass after walking around in the sun all day.
by juan miguel September 18, 2006
Get the texas chili bowlmug. all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010
Get the Texas Chili Bowl Massacremug. When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.
Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!
Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"
Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"
by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Chili Bowlmug.