chicago soft core

A term used to describe much of the music coming from Chicago's pop-punk scene. Term gained fame when used on a popular Fall Out Boy tshirt that said "Fall Out Boy is for lovers! chicago soft core"

"chicago soft core" bands: Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is, Spitalfield, The Audition, etc.

by KathK May 2, 2006

chicago sidewinder

a dude ejaculates in a line and someone (hopefully a female) snorts it through there nose

I jizzed on the table and that stupid bitch snorted that shit up.

by Tack May 12, 2003

Chicago Street Sweep

Performed by a pair of males, first a dead prostitute must be located, then a coin flipped. He who wins the coin toss must jump on the dead prostitute's stomach, while he who loses the coin toss places his mouth over the dead prostitute's vagina and eats whatever contents are projected forth.

Dude this ho is dead, flip a coin and we'll give her the good ol' Chicago Street Sweep.

by Dougie Fresh April 13, 2004

chicago shoeshine

When you pay $20 to a homeless person to get you off on the side walk. Then they wax your shoes clean with a mixture of their spit and your spooge

Livingston was lost on Ohio St. so he paid a homeless guy for directions and ended up getting a Chicago shoeshine. It was more than he bargained for.

by The Sweens June 19, 2016

Chicago Skid-way

What many pilots call Chicago Midway International airport due to its short runways the pilots must immediately apply the breaks in order to safely stop.

"Wow, I just went right forward on that landing! That's Chicago Skid-way for ya!"

by djasc June 2, 2018

Chicago Sweep

Also called the Chicago Slide.

A driving maneuver in which a vehicle changes multiple lanes without pausing in each lane, in a "sweeping" motion. Named as such for the asshole semi truck drivers who utilize this method on the highways into and out of Chicago.

Driver: "The fuck?! That guy just cut me off from across the highway!"
Passenger: "Excellent Chicago Sweep, 10/10."

by pressyglue July 7, 2018

Chicago Slide

Used as another name for the Chicago Sweep.

Rather than stopping at a stop sign, a driver slows to a roll and then immediately accelerates as soon as they can't read the stop sign anymore.

Named for the technique used by the vast majority of Chicago drivers when no one is around.

"Yeah, I just sat there and watched that cop Chicago Slide through that stop sign."

by pressyglue July 7, 2018